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5 Reasons Why Stoicism Is Better Than Prayer And Wishful Thinking

There is some indication that at least a few of the ancient Stoics might’ve had polytheistic beliefs, invoked divination, and prayed to the gods.  Despite this, Stoicism as a philosophical system does not hold any beliefs in the power of prayer or wishful thinking.  Here are 5 reasons Stoicism is better than prayer and wishful thinking.

1. Stoicism uses reason to try to understand the world realistically and adapt to the world practically.  Prayer and wishful thinking don’t look at the world from an honest perspective.  Prayer and wishful thinking generally is in denial that fortune can just manifest positively or negatively at random times.  Prayer and wishful thinking fundamentally believe that things can be changed for the better when there’s really no actual evidence that this can be the case.  Stoicism is just more honest.

2. People waste a lot of time praying and thinking wishfully.  When instead they can use Stoicism, which helps them deal with hardship and loss.  Why waste so much time wanting things to be a certain way when you can just use Stoicism to adapt your mind to the way things are?

3. People trick themselves into believing in the power of prayer through confirmation bias.  They remember all the times when prayer seemed to work and forget all the times when it didn’t work.  Stoicism doesn’t rely on confirmation bias.  What you put into Stoicism, you get out.  So if you’re trying to be more virtuous and work at it, you’ll become more virtuous.  You just have to try.  In fact, people will begin to notice how you’ve changed and maybe want to emulate you.

4. Stoicism helps you use your reason and senses to help you anticipate future events.  For instance, if you get to know people realistically rather than what you wish they were, you can judge their characters easier if you’re close to them.  You can tell who might be trying to scam you or exploit you and you can easily adapt to that.  But if you’re using wishful thinking, you wish a person was a certain way, and so you don’t get to know them the way they really are.  So then those people just use you and abuse you.

5. Finally, Stoicism helps you learn from the past and prepare for the future by living in the present.  Wishful thinking and prayer just makes you live in the future or the past but never lets you learn from the present.  You’re always thinking of how you wish things used to be but you’re not learning how to make things great now for yourself.  Or you’re praying for a nice sports car but you’re not thinking about how nice your car is now.

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5 Reasons Why Stoicism Is Better Than A GI Bleed

I was recently in the hospital because somewhere inside of my gastrointestinal tract I had a bleed. So I’d like to share why Stoicism is so much better than a bleed in your long ass digestive snake organ.

1. You can die from a gastrointestinal bleed. You can also die from practicing Stoicism. But dying for Stoicism will make you a badass martyr.

2. Gastrointestinal bleeds can be very difficult to locate and fix. You can easily find Stoicism with a quick google search and if you find Stoicism’s metaphysics to be broken you can easily replace the metaphysics with modern scientific materialism. Its ethics adapts well to a variety of possible metaphysics.

3. GI bleeds are sometimes painful. Stoicism can sometimes mean enduring discomfort. But man is the eudaimonia worth it!

4. GI bleeds often means staying in the hospital which can be quite expensive. Stoicism is only somewhat expensive if you buy all that ridiculous memento mori merchandise and spend money covering your body with Seneca quotes.

5. GI bleeds often happen unexpectedly. Stoicism is all about expecting the unexpected. It usually means preparing for the worst. In fact, GI bleeds aren’t even the worst. There are so many worse things you can imagine happening to yourself while you imagine yourself simultaneously unperturbed.

Gastrointestinal (digestive) system anatomy; shows esophagus, liver, stomach, colon, small intestine, rectum, and anus.
I was bleeding somewhere in there.